It's a specific and tremendous pain, knowing your inability to refrain from putting shit on top of the toaster oven exceeds your love for melting cheese on bready things. A good 37% of the recipes I know involve melting cheese on stuff. Panini, pizza, banana splits. But the next reheat could burn the place down. A reversed "CELLULOSE SPONGE" forever seared onto the top of the oven is the giveaway: I am unable to live safely with this technology.
